Awaited since the dawn of time! Brought to you in full 3D, Living Technocolor and Full-scale Epic Surround-Sound Quadrophrenia! Awesomely spectacular! Be the envy of your fellow humanoids! Impress your friends! Look over walls! Tease people mercilessly with your glowing Awenicity! Or you could just buy one of these BDO T-shirts… Exclusive to this website (where else?)! Available in every colour imagineable, as long as it’s black. Or black.

Made from heavy-weight pure cotton*, available in 3 4 awesome sizes:

M = Medium
L = Large
XL = eXtra-Large

and NOW

XXL = eXXtra-Large

*Fruit of the Loom, manufactured ethically and sustainably and are 100% cotton, most of which is grown in the US.